reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

(via kittybootymania)



You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive


(via loki-has-the-tardis-at-221b)


do you ever just start crushing on someone? but you get really mad at yourself like I did not approve of this what are you doing

(via lightningwillow)



I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

holy shhhhhhhi

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via no-one-in-particular)